FUZYCAT

I saw License  Plate today this today and it made me have a thought that it was a woman that shaved downstairs. Well I pulled next to her an took a look at her and all I could think was WILDA-BEAST... I bet shes groomed like an 70's porn star.. I call false ADVERTISING....Hopefully noone knows FUZYCAT... Maybe shes a cat lover..

step one

Well this is my first installment and I figured if a friend of mine with no talent can do a blog about being a professional passenger what the hell, my life has to be somewhat interesting..Actually she has alot of talent just busting her chops. .First off I am NO kind of writer. I always did well in school but truth be know I was just a good listener and wrote alot stuff on the bottom of my shoes and body parts. If you try to get me on punctuation KMA... I also make my own paragraphs, I start them whenever and wherever I want  take that my FORMER TEACHERS. Anyway if you bitch about my spelling BITE ME  blame it on the FLORIDA PUBLIC SCHOOLS.  How I came up with the title is a guy that I have known for many years and has a successful business I talk to every few months just to run things by and see if I am going about thing right.. We talk about biz, and stuff and he said to me you know what you are? I was kind taken back.. Is he gonna call me a bad name. He said your a peddler..It kind of bothered me.  And I thought about it for a few days and even looked it up in the dictionary online.. Well its not to bad of a thing i guess ...  Here is what I got:

Noun	1.	peddler - someone who travels about selling his wares (as on the streets or at carnivals) hawker, packman, pedlar, pitchman chapman - archaic term for an itinerant peddler cheapjack - a peddler of inferior goods crier - a peddler who shouts to advertise the goods he sells muffin man - formerly an itinerant peddler of muffins sandboy - a young peddler of sand; used now only to express great happiness in `happy as a sandboy' marketer, seller, trafficker, vender, vendor - someone who promotes or exchanges goods or services for money transmigrante - a Latin American who buys used goods in the United States and takes them to Latin America to sell
	2.	peddler - an unlicensed dealer in illegal drugs drug dealer, drug peddler, drug trafficker, pusher criminal, crook, felon, malefactor, outlaw - someone who has committed a crime or has been legally convicted of a crime dealer - a seller of illicit goods; "a dealer in stolen goods"

Well all is good but I don't like #2... I never dealt drugs in my life, I am not really into drugs and rarely take an aspirin much less anything more... Plus I did not like the picture...The guy is like wearing a skirt... I wear jeans and a collared shirt or cargo pants and a sports jersey of some kind.. I really like to wear flip flops to work kinda makes me feel like I'm a badass living by my own rules. 
I look at some of the other words that mean the same thing like "muffin man" I don't like muffins just not my thing..I like PIE, Lemon Meringue to be exact 

 I like marketer or vendor "someone who promotes or exchanges goods or services for money"  I also have a few of my own: MANWHORE or MANHO for short... HUSTLER, not the magazine, the movie, Paul Newman or Tom Cruise

 Its all about the COLOR of Money.... I am actually very good a pool aka billiard for the rich people... I once beat a world champion at pool... No shit... Look up LIL David Howard.... Run him thru the GOOGLE machine... 




Truth be told I always worked for someone else for 20yrs for different companies and it gave me great understanding of how to run a biz... I like to abbreviate so deal with it... I think I am pretty good at it.. I have fun. I work hard sometimes peddling my wares... I have built a pretty good base of customers... I have fun, loads of fun throuout the day... I try to make as much profit as I can... 


Enjoy reading my dumb rants and if  I don't have a particular topic I may just go off on some ethnic group... What the hell this is my spot in the bloggosphere.. Adam Carolla that guy can rant.... But I bet I can roll with him in a modern day 8 mile rant off... He just get paid alot of money for it. If you got time he does a free podcast check it out... 

Shalom and Amen... They used to say this at the end of prayer at all the Nascar races.. They don't do it anymore wonder why? I ran it thru the GOOGLE for you the guy died...He was a preacher...The Rev. Hal Marchman, who delivered the pre-race prayer before the Daytona 500 from the inagural race in 1959 through the 46th in 2004, died Sunday in Daytona Beach, Fla. He was 89.


http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/41307557.html 

If your an illegal Mexican working in this country and reading this, bless you you have done pretty good to find me... Leave me your name and address and phone number,,, I'll come play DOG the Bounty Hunter on your ass and turn you in to the AUTHORITIES... GET THE FUCK OUT, we will figure out how to pick our crops and hang drywall and do roofing... 




Now that I got that off my chest BYE